In this post, Jake Rossen, a contributor to Mental Floss, praises the “wonderfully lived-in quality” of library books “with the evidence of past readers spread throughout their worn spines …” But he reports that evidently things got out of hand for a library in Dundee, Scotland. A “ritualistic defacing was noticed by a library assistant named Georgia, who took to Twitter to unspool a short narrative.”

Of course, inquiring minds will have to read the article to learn “the final solution”.

(Thanks, as always, to John Riley of Gabriel Books for providing ATG Quirkies)